This article was originally published on TheFunPost
Snapchat isn't just your regular social media app. No, it's become much more than that. It's a way for people to poke fun at their daily lives; a method of elevating regular situations into something much grander, funnier, and more spectacular. Truly, Snapchat is the app for those who love to unleash their inner jokester. That's exactly why we decided to compile a brief list of our favorite Snapchat masterpieces. Scroll through and try not to laugh your head off!
Pure Life? That Thing Will Cause Pure Death
Oh no, this thing is straight out of a Lovecraftian horror story. Look at that mouth; that gaping void filled with pure nothing; a void as old as time itself, unraveling slowly. This thing is definitely one of the scariest monsters ever created through haphazardly grabbing a water bottle through the packaging. We know the person who created this thing didn't intend for such a monster to be born, but he must be held responsible.
Yeah, we know that we're going to be having nightmares regarding this creature. We're going to be waking up sweating in the middle of the night for days if not weeks.
Just More Proof That Pizza > People
As if this were a debate worth having; as if somebody ever had a doubt in their mind - this dog just settled it once and for all: pizzas are that much better than people. How did he settle such an issue? Well, why don't you ask the owner of this dog when was the last time that dog looked at him the way he looks at his half-eaten pizza?
And truthfully, we must say that we cannot blame that dog. Just one look at that quality pie has almost got us drooling on our keyboards. Seriously, we're ordering pizza tonight.
Forget Education, Let's Draw Pretty Trees
This is such a powerful photo. What's depicted is none other than one of the brightest minds this country has to offer to work on getting himself an apt education in order to further his career and generally better himself. Either that or he's just mindlessly binging Bob Ross videos while poorly drawing along instead of actually putting time and effort into understanding what is going on in his Pol-sci class.
We can only hope that this Bob Ross follower managed to doodle himself something nice while he wasted away in that classroom. Either way, he's more productive than we were at college.
A Message to All Bees - Stay Out of Cars
This may just be one of the worst white lies of all time. Whatever's responsible for this travesty, for making this seemingy standard automobile look like some kind of post-appocalyptic nightmare gone wrong and messy, was definitely not a bee. It's not like we have any clue what thing could ever cause such straight-up havoc, but we are most positively sure that it could not have been a regular old bee.
Or maybe, just maybe, the bee that went wild in this person's car wasn't just your regular, old bee. Perhaps this was some kind of super-bee, some radioactive-inflicted nightmare bee?
Gotta Practice What You Preach
Look, we don't want to be that annoying person who points out the irony in a psychic office suffering an unforeseeable freak accident, but there's just no way to not point it out if you know what we mean. Like, couldn't they have just looked at their crystal ball or something and figured out that something like this would happen? Perhaps they knew but couldn't do anything to actually change the future.
We like that idea. That's actually tragic enough to be some kind of script for a Hollywood flick or something like that. We'll be writing that now, don't you plagiaraize our idea please!
Professor Puppo Has Thoroughly Devoted Himself to a Life of Science
Science calls. Don't ask what science has done for you, but what you can do for science. Trully, not everyone can handle the absolute isolation, the wholehearted dedication, the fiery and emotional passion, and the absolute toll on your love life that a life of science requires and inflicts. This dog, however, has truly come to terms with his calling in life and decided to take the task of furthering research in his own paws.
It's no easy task, but someone has got to do it, and while we're all too cowardly to take up a life of science, this dog has decided that he'll take the bullet for us. Thank you, professor pupper.
Camouflage Technology Is Way Too Good These Days
It's like this woman was dining with John Cena, the way we can't see the other person eating with her. The joke about not being able to see people wearing decked out in camouflage gear has definitely got to be one of the best dad jokes of all time. That joke has no business being so funny. There's no logical explanation as to why it works, but it's just one of those jokes, we guess.
maybe what's funniest about the whole thing is just how conspicuous a person wearing all-camo would look in a completely uneventful, urban environment such as a diner or a cafe.
That Sounds Like A Good Start
The first rule about trying to look cool and mysterious while reading on the subway to attract potential mates and feel like the protagonist of your own hip, underground Netflix show is that you should definitely think long and hard about the kind of books you'll be reading on the subway. Like, this is just one of those books that totally kill your whole vibe, no matter how well-dressed and mysterious you may seem.
Maybe if this person would have taken to the time to choose a more appropriate book, he wouldn't have ended up on the cameraman's Snapchat like that. Just something to think about.
Someone Needs to Hit the Reset Button on the World
This has happened to us in the past. We don't want to talk about it. We don't like to admit it (in fact, we often lie and say it hasn't happened to us), but it happened, and when it happened we just felt like destroying everything. This is one of those things that'll turn a good person bad; this is just a villain story arc waiting to happen. Be careful with those straws.
Okay, maybe we were being just a tad bit melodramatic, but accidentally sticking that plastic straw the wrong way and totally ruining your drink like that is one hell of a bummer.
"Bro, You've Been in There for A While"
This is just one of those moments when you have got to hit your homie with one of those "Hey, you alright bro?" or some other kind of generic and ultimately futile and therefore tragic effort to reassure yourself that the person in the pool is actually fine. Okay, all jokes aside, please be sure to take care of yourselves when you go swimming. Accidents can happen if you aren't careful!
And that's precisely what this textbook was trying to teach until the point got totally derailed by some witty guy's hilarious Snapchat caption. No way we could learn anything when people are throwing such hilarious jokes around.
The Next Step in Human Evolution
This guy is either some kind of heist movie protagonist getting ready to pull off one of the most elaborate and unbelievable sleight-of-hand tricks in order to take down the security system of some mafia boss' casino, or he's a chocolate cyborg sent from the future, ready to take out some key historical figures in order to change the future for good, but not necessarily for the better. There's no other option.
You know what? On second thought, it is actually possible that this guy is just some random person with a good sense of humor and a bunch of creativity. That works too.
No Need For Therapy Anymore
This just in: we have absolutely no use for therapists now that the Platinum Strength hygiene product just dropped. What would you prefer: going through the grueling process of therapy every week, having long hard looks at yourself and finding out things you really don't like, and paying for the whole thing while you're at it, or just rubbing a bit of magic, trauma-healing lotion into your hair every night?
Yeah, when you look at it that way, it's not that much of a competition, is it? We'd take the magic soap any day. If only it existed. Oh well.
The Ultimate Roast
This is one of those roasts that some smart and witty person thought up in grade school and has been abused by pretty much everyone ever since. There's no reason why a joke this old and this worn-out should be so funny, but it is. It's just really funny. Besides, there's something undeniably hurtful about being called 'trash'. We can't explain it, but it's just one of those words that make you feel a certain type of way.
So maybe we should all re-evaluate just how willing we are to call our friends trash. We may just be hurting their feelings in ways we do not really comprehend.
Scratch That - This Is the Ultimate Roast
Some burns are just way too hot to handle. This seemingly innocent photo of an empty classroom was turned into something way more sinister. It just goes to show you that everything has the potential to become a wicked burn capable of roasting even the most self-confident and self-assured people. We're not sure we know of a person that could withstand this roast. We're not sure somebody likes that exists.
We should all take a second to pray for the person who had to suffer this totally mean roast. We pray for his mental health and self-esteem. He'll need it.
Is There A Toddler Towing Service?
One of the most commonly heard complaints young adults tend to voice is that the education system did not thoroughly prepare them for the real world. What is commonly meant by this is that the things they learned at school are inapplicable to real-life situations and that they weren't given the tools to handle the real-life situations they often find themselves in. So maybe we should start fining mischievous kids at a young age!
This toddler, for example, could be taught that his poor and inconsiderate parking has real-life consequences, such as getting a fine or getting his kiddy bike towed. We're just saying, it could work.
This Is the Saddest Dog Picture of All Time
This photograph perfectly encapsulates what it must be like to be a worrying wife just waiting for her husband to return from the battlefield and into her loving, tender arms. Surely, this is just another depiction of the cruelty of war, all the while highlighting one of the often less-talked about victims of war - those who are left behind to live without their loved ones. Truly tragic. It's also just a picture of a dog, though.
Truly, this photograph is both tragic and hilarious at the same time, given that it's literally a picture of a cute dog staring out a window of what we can only assume must be a loving home.
Quite the Trunk If You Know What We Mean
Man this car seems to have quite the behind. It's just carrying a hefty load on its backside, if you know what we mean. Okay, enough with the butt jokes. We would like to formally inquire as to why the person who took this photograph had a grown donkey just chilling and also possibly vibing in the back of his car? Like, we've heard of people having abnormally messy cars, but still.
This goes way beyond anything we would consider to be normal. Like, a donkey in the car? How does that make sense? How does something like that even happen nowadays?
Petition to Make Chocolate Doors Illegal?
We're not sure why we have such strong feelings regarding doors that look like chocolate, but we do. That much is a fact, and it's something both you and we are going to have to deal with. The only question is: what should we do about those pesky chocolate doors? By now it's clear that we can't just do nothing about them; we're going to have to do something with those chocolate doors.
So, this is our proposition: why not make them illegal? Then we wouldn't have to deal with these chocolate doors anymore. We think that's a good idea. Scratch that, a great one.
The Secret Ingredient
Everyone wants to know what the secret ingredient is to their favorite meal until they actually find out what it is, and then they wish they hadn't found out. Yeah, it's true - some things are better left undiscovered. Perhaps what the photographed person did while running the food demo counter was one of those things. Alas, he was caught red-handed and on camera, and now the whole world knows.
We for one, or many, will not be partaking in the eating of the meatballs mentioned in the photograph. We do hope that those who do eat those meatballs take good care of themselves afterwards.
This Person's Got His Priorities Straight
A sad but unfortunately true fact of life is that relationships end. Even some of the best ones sometimes end up not working. This is why the photographer who took this picture has definitely got his priorities straight - forget about keeping your significant other safe while driving, what about your tin-foil-wrapped buritto? Yeah, he definitely needs more love and care than some significant other or anything stupid like that.
In other words, what we're trying to say is that relationships end - burritos last forever. Well, they may not last forever, but they're darn good while they do last.
Definitely One of the Most Ominous Ads of All Time
You would think that the smart people behind a lot of ads nowadays (and we aren't being sarcastic, these guys generally are pretty clever) would have figured out that maybe a picture of the Lion King, a movie in which a dad is gruesomely murdered in front of his own kid, wouldn't be the best way to promote fatherhood of all things. Like, couldn't they find a more wholesome movie?
Okay, maybe wholesome isn't the word we're looking for; the Lion King is a wholesome movie. It just doesn't give fatherhood a great rep. Or maybe it does and we're just watching it wrong.
Math Is Beautiful
Now, this is some heavy-duty math right here. These are the type of equations you'd see in Good Will Hunting or some other movie featuring a math wizard sporadically scribbling life-changing equations on a window with a sharpie. Only thing is, is that these equations right here aren't about solving world hunger or something like that. No, they're just here to prove that you suck. Sorry, but you just roasted by math.
Sorry, no hard feelings. It's just the way things go sometimes. Math is math, no matter how we feel about it. It's as they say: facts don't care about our feelings.
Or Maybe It's the Right One
Look, this photograph of a bunch of astronaut dolls gathering around some woman's *ahem* behind may just be a play of words (and an all too familiar one at that) on the planet Uranus to you, but it's way more than that to us. The Uranus joke is timeless. It's nostalgic - it reminds us of our childhood. We've had countless laughs in school just making fun of that planet's name.
That's why this photograph does, somehow, make us kind of emotional. It's a symbol of our childhood, and what kind of person doesn't get all emotional when looking back at his childhood?
He Won't Be Stepping Anywhere
Wow, fate can be kind of cruel. It can also be very ironic, which is what we're seeing right here. This guy definitely didn't get what he was hoping for when he got those lucky numbers. It's probably safe to say that those numbers weren't lucky at all. In fact, it's probably better to call them unlucky numbers. Yeah, that's definitely what we will be calling them from now on.
Imagine how it must feel to have your handicap ridiculed by a little note filled with numbers. That's just so tragic and weird and offputting. We have no idea how we would've reacted.
You Always Remember the First Time
It takes a lot of courage to be able to post a picture of oneself naked on Snapchat like that. Not everyone can do it, and yet society seems to be pushing us to do so all the time. It's nice to see somebody come to terms with what's expected of him or her and try new things. It's as they say: everyone, and we mean everyone, remembers their first time.
Even if that first time is just the first time posting a picture of a water bottle with an R-Rated name. Everyone remembers their first time doing that as well.
Next Season He'll Be Walken on Sunshine
Oh, horrible puns. We sure do love horrible puns and play-of-words that make us laugh on the one hand and the other hand. This is just a perfect example of one of those terribly unfunny jokes that we can't help but adore. There's truly nothing actually funny about a picture of Cristopher Walken in front of a snowy, winter backdrop, but the person who posted this somehow managed to make us laugh.
What's up with Cristopher Walken nowadays, anyhow? We feel as though there has been an alarmingly scarce supply of Cristopher Walken movies lately. Sure hope that changes soon; nobody can hate the guy.
Preach It, Sister!
Oh, shoot! This mannequin is definitely feeling the power! Preach it, baby! She's going all out praising her lord and savior, and who can blame her? One thing is definitely for certain - she is way more enthusiastic about things than any other mannequin we have ever had the pleasure of seeing with our own two eyes. We've never seen a doll get so hyped about something. Good for her.
It is of our humble opinion that all mannequins should be this hype about showcasing products on storefronts. Why not? It would definitely make for a more entertaining shopping experience.
It's As They Said in Ratatouille: "Anyone Can Cook"
We're going to let you guys in on a little observation we made a while back - cats tend to look kind of French. We have no idea why or how or what exactly about them makes them seem French, but they just do. You're going to have to take that fact as a given. Now, this ingenious cat owner somehow found a genius way to make his cat even more French.
What did he do, you ask? Well, the answer is pretty simple - he let the cat pose with a bunch of whiskers, which are some of the most stereotypically French tools in the world.
Rated-R for Republican
This is the one kind of Dick pic that we would prefer to avoid receiving, regardless of our political standing. Maybe it's just us, but he just doesn't have the most comforting face. Like, if we were to receive an unwarranted picture of Dick Cheyney, we would probably let out a little terrified shriek. No offense, Dick, it's just something about you that probably isn't your fault. Something with your vibe.
And it's not that he looks necessarily bad - by some accounts, he is kind of handsome. He definitely is well dressed too, so it's hard to point out what's so offputting about him.
Of Course Unicorns Don't Exist - These Guy Keeps Killing Them
Ever wondered how we have all heard of unicorns, we all know what they look like, we all talk about them, and yet, none of us have seen one? Well, the non-believers tend to say something along the lines of: "You've never seen a unicorn because they don't exist." This may be true, but it's still a boring answer. We propose something different: what if nobody's seen a unicorn because this guy keeps running into them?
Just think about it - it makes perfect sense. This guy has been slaughtering all those poor unicorns by ramming into them with this car. There, mystery solved. We can move on now.
He Must Have Been in Giraffic Park
There's only one place in the entire world where you can get stuck in a giraffic jam, and that's at Giraffic Park. Oh, you haven't heard about Giraffic Park? It's a weird scientific experiment gone wrong; a land in which giraffes roam free and rule supreme; a land where no human dares to go. It's basically a pun on Jurassic Park but with giraffes. Sorry for ruining the joke by explaining it.
But seriously, what kind of situation was this guy in that he found himself parking in front of a fully grown giraffe? We've never been in that kind of situation.
The White Girl's In a Better Place Now
Something incredibly sinister and mysterious happened to this poor white girl walking down that brick-laced street. Something so mysterious that it would make for a great episode of Twin Peaks or Stranger Things or something like that. That's just how mysterious this seems; just look at what's left of that poor girl - a pair of boots. There's no telling what could have happened to her. The mystery lives on.
We can only hope that she's in a better place now - perhaps white girl heaven, where she's drinking White Claws and attending a Chainsmokers show. We can only hope so.
This Is the Worst Pun Ever and We Love It
Now, if you look closely - as in really, really closely - you may just be able to perceive that the tides have turned a bit. Naturally, when we say tides, we aren't talking about the sea or some general, abstract metaphor symbolizing the extrinsic circumstances of life beyond any one person's control, we're talking about the cleaning product - Tide. Look at them! Somebody has definitely turned some of these Tides.
But, as the clever and perceptive person who wrote the Snapchat caption noticed - not all of the Tides have turned. Only some of them. Very perceptive of you, Snapchat guy.
Class Was Electrifying Today
Most people's college classes aren't really anything to write home about. They're kind of plain. This, in our opinion, is usually a good thing - a college classroom isn't the place to get wild and have some unforgettable experiences, it's a place where people go to study and better themselves. That being said, we would never pass up on the opportunity to study with Benjamin Franklin as this guy did.
Well, obviously that can't be Benjamin Franklin - that guy is long gone. But this other guy looks quite a lot like him, and that fact is pretty much undeniable.
May the Lord Have Mercy on Our Instagram Feeds
There are things in this world that are just way too Instagrammable. Colorful hot air balloons are one of those things. If you have had the misfortune of having one of those things fly through your city, then you probably know what it's like to have your entire Instagram feed hijacked by none other than an inanimate hot air balloon. There's just no escaping the pictures once they start rolling.
So, to amend this we propose that Instagram utilize a bit of cutting-edge AI technology in order to properly detect hot air balloon pictures and remove them from our feeds.