Have you ever gotten annoyed about the chip to air ratio in a snack bag, or the fact that guacamole costs extra? Well, this man feels your pain. This man is protesting annoying everyday problems with these hilarious signs, and his idea was so genius that a dog decided to do the same. Yes, dogs have daily struggles as well. Enjoy these funny protest signs that you can probably relate to.
1. Halloween and Thanksgiving Come First
Have you ever been walking around a mall in mid-October and you notice that Christmas decorations are already being sold. Did everyone forget that Halloween and thanksgiving come before Christmas?
Why are these stores trying to rush through the last half of the year? Let's all just take a breath and enjoy each holiday one at a time!
2. Daylight Savings Makes No Sense
One day a year you wake up and you have lost an hour of sleep, and another day of the year you have gained an hour. What is the point of the time change?
Daylight savings time was initially implemented to save energy by having an extra hour of daylight, but now it doesn't save energy, and it is pointless.
3. #StopSweetGreen2020
Sweetgreen is an American chain restaurant that makes salads, and they cost an average of $15 each. When did lettuce become so expensive?
You could make four salads at home for the price of one Sweetgreen salad. As Jimmy McMillian would say, "The price is too damn high."
4. Put More Chips In The Bag
When you open a fresh bag of chips just to realize the bag is three-quarters air with about six chips in it. You probably feel cheated by the snack company, and you are not alone.
Why pay $4 for mostly air when you can breathe it for free. Save money, breathe more.
5. "Maybe I Can Save An Extra 2 Seconds If I stand Up Now"
The door is still closed and no one is going anywhere. You will not save time by standing as soon as the plane lands.
Yes, you might need to stretch, but sit back down. You are only crowding the aisle making it harder for anyone else to get out when they need to.
6. There Should Be Snow Days For Work
Remember when you were a child, and you got excited to get a phone call from your school saying it was a snow day. It would be nice to have the same excitement as an adult.
Unless you work as a teacher, you probably aren't getting those phone calls anymore. Even when there is snow, you have to work from home, and that is not as fun as a real snow day.
7. When You See A Story Of A Concert, Click Unfollow
Before smartphones, people would enjoy a concert without recording the entire thing. Now that Snapchat and Instagram stories are popular, you can basically watch any concert from home because someone is probably posting the entire thing.
No, Jessica, I don't want to see the entire Drake concert you went to because I can hear you singing in the background, and it ruins the song.
8. Forever Alone
As you start to approach you mid to late-twenties, your older family members will ask you if you are in a relationship or not. It starts to get annoying to have to remind them that yes, you are still single.
It is always your adorable grandma who asks, and you don't want to be rude because you love her. But at the same time, it is a painful reminder that you still haven't mastered cuffing season.
9. "Hey Buddy, Are You Still There"- Netflix
How about this, I will turn off Netflix when I am good and ready. Why is it that you can't binge 50 episodes of a show without the annoying interruption of Netflix asking if you are still watching.
There should be an option to turn off this feature. Do you hear that Netflix? We are giving you brilliant ideas for free.
10. Please Learn The Correct Phrase
If you could care less, then why don't you? It would make more sense to say, "I couldn't care less."
Why don't people just say, "I don't care?" It is a simple solution to this age-old debate.
11. Stop Replying-All To Company Wide Emails
Kathy, no one cares about your personal issue with the policy update. Please do not reply-all for a company-wide email.
Is it anyone else's fear that they will write something personal and accidentally hit reply-all.
12. When You Don't Know Who The Tinder Profile Belongs To
When you use a dating app, do not post a group picture. When you come across a group picture, you are probably hoping the person who is the most attractive is the one who owns the profile. Then you swipe to their next picture, and it isn't the attractive one.
Also, people will post only group pictures and then you never know who you are connecting with. Don't post group pictures, or you are setting yourself up for failure.
13. Names Are Not That Hard To Spell
Why is it that Starbucks is notorious for spelling names incorrectly? They take a simple name like Michelle, and it somehow turns into Missle. How did that happen?
There is a theory that the employees do it on purpose as a marketing tactic. Still, names aren't that hard to spell Starbucks.
14. Is It Worth $2.70??
Did you know that guac at Chipotle is an extra $2.70? Why are they charging you so much for a tiny scoop of avocado and spices? We want some answers.
It is also annoying when you are a regular and they feel the need to tell you every time that guac is extra as if you hadn't been there every day for the past two weeks.
15. No One Cares How Much You Like Drake
In 2017, Spotify started releasing "Spotify Wrapped" at the end of the year so users could see their listening stats. For some reason in 2019, everyone and their mother felt the need to screenshot their results and put it on their social media stories.
Sorry to break it to you, but no one cares if Kanye West was your top artist of the year. That means nothing to your followers.
16. Spends $200 Extra A Month To Watch 3 Shows
There is Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Disney+, CBS All Access, Hulu, Youtube TV, HBO Now, and many, many more. More and more shows are being taken off Netflix to be put on a more exclusive streaming service.
To keep up with all your favorite shows you have to have at least four different subscriptions. How do you remember all your passwords, or what service has what show?
17. "Post Unavailable: This Account Is Private"
Sending memes to friends on Instagram is all fun and games until you open your chat to see "Post Unavailable: This Account is Private."
If an account is private, don't send memes from them because you do not know if all your friends follow the account. And it is frustrating not to be able to laugh at what would have been a great meme.
18. May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor
People who believe in astrology are always talking about "their week being off because Mercury is in retrograde." It seems like Mercury is in retrograde all the time because people are constantly using it as an excuse.
Having a bad day? Blame it on Mercury in retrograde. Did you get in a fight with your significant other? Blame it on Mercury in retrograde. It can work for pretty much anything.
19. Seinfield Is Way Better Than Friends
Well, this is debatable. It is hard to compare the two shows because people like them for different reasons.
Honestly, Friends is way better and we are starting a protest with our own sign about it.
20. Imma Let You Drop The Album But...
Kanye West was teasing his album "Jesus is King" for way too long. He started recording it in August 2018 and was teasing fans with a September 2019 release date. In typical Kanye fashion, he ignored his original release date to play a work-in-progress listening party.
The album was supposed to be released on September 27, but the date came and went without any new music being released. Finally, on October 25, almost a month later, he finally released "Jesus is King."
21. Eat, Sleep, Breathe, Drink White Claw
White Claw is a brand of hard seltzer that has a cult-like following. People even dressed up as the cans of seltzer for Halloween. It is so loved people want it to be on tap at bars.
It would be well worth it because so many people love it. It was purchased so much last year that there was a nationwide shortage in America.
22. You Have Been Blocked
Have you ever been in a group chat, and two people start having a personal conversation? No one wants to get notifications about a conversation that doesn't apply to them. That is why private messaging exists.
If you are the type of person who has the one on one conversations, you will be blocked or removed from the group chat. Sorry, not sorry.
23. Are You Sure You Want To Unsubscribe?
When you want to unsubscribe from a mailing list, it is usually because you don't want to receive emails from that company anymore. So, why would they send a confirmation email which contradicts the point of you unsubscribing?
Also, why do they make it so difficult to unsubscribe? First, you have to enter your email, then tell them why you are unsubscribing, and then they want to make sure that you definitely want to unsubscribe.
24. When You Need To Make Sure Everyone Sees Your Post
Do you know what is annoying? When you like someone's Instagram post, and then you go to look at their story, and the post that you just liked is on their story. It almost makes you want to unlike the picture.
Unless you are an influencer, why are you sharing your post in your story? People will see your picture, do not worry.
25. No One Cares Which Disney Character You Got
On Instagram, there is a filter that will randomly pick a Disney character that matches you. It has been a trend for people to put these on their story, and it is another thing no one else cares about.
We have to admit, some people's reactions are funny, but a majority of them are irrelevant to our lives.
26. The Middle Seat Is The Worst
The age-old debate about the middle seat getting the armrest has finally been solved by this man with a sign. He says that the middle seat should get the armrest so everyone should listen to him.
There have been many arguments that the middle seat is the worst so it should come with at least one perk, and that is the armrest.
27. Big Brother Is Listening
It is really creepy when you are having a conversation about teeth whitening, and all of a sudden your social media is mysteriously filled with ads for teeth whitening.
How are they able to legally spy on your conversations? Why do they know that you have been talking about buying a Squatty Potty??
28. No Barbara, You Aren't A Comedian
When you leave work on December 31 and say, "see you next year" to all your coworkers. While you may think it's a great joke, it isn't.
You will see your coworkers in a few days, don't give them too much excitement that you will be gone for 365 days.
29. Not only do humans have everyday struggles, but dogs also have some complaints as well. This dog is sharing the daily struggles of dogs with his own signs. Check it out!
Have you ever gotten hit on because your dog was cute? Well, your dog wants you to know that they do not appreciate being used as a pick-up line.
Little Rover doesn't want to help you anymore because he wants all the attention for himself.
30. "It Wasn't Me, It Was The Dog"
When you are hanging out with a friend, and you fart, so you blame it on your dog cause that is much less embarrassing than admitting you do a normal bodily function.
Your dog wants you to know that he or she will not take credit for your gas, and you should learn to own it because you are only human.
31. "This Isn't The Treat Size I Asked For"
When you try to put your dog on a diet because the vet said they were overweight, so you only give them half a treat.
If you were wondering, they do notice that they are only getting part of a treat and not the whole treat.
32. Only Dogs Can Judge Us
Who said humans are qualified to judge dogs? Dogs aren't judging pageants. Humans do not know what it is like to be a dog or the work that dogs put in to be show-ready.
There should be a panel of dog judges at the next dog show instead of humans. It would also be more interesting to watch.
33. "I'm Not Stupid, I Know You Are Holding It"
It is always a fun game to pretend to throw the ball to your dog and see how long it takes them to figure out that it is still in your hand.
One day your dog is going to pretend to go to the bathroom, and then while you are not home, they will go in the house because you kept trying to trick them.
34. "These Conditions Are Unacceptable"
It is the most frustrating thing when your dog refuses to go to the bathroom when it is raining outside. Sorry little Sparky, but we don't want to be out in the rain either.
You love the little furball, but it is not fun to walk around with them in the rain only to return home and fear they will make in the house.
35. Happy Paw-lidays
"I swear it was the cat who knocked over the tree...What do you mean we don't have a cat? It certainly wasn't me."
Even when you want to be mad at them, they make their puppy eyes, and your heart melts, forgetting about the knocked over the tree.
36. "Please Let Me Win"
Have you ever been playing tug-o-war with your dog, and you got more into it than they were? They probably let go because they want to tug you, not the other way around.
The game is for the dog's enjoyment not yours, just remember that next time you are playing.
37. "He Is Evil, I Tell You"
According to dogs everywhere, the mailman is evil. They have a secret plot to terrorize dogs all over the world with their mail delivery powers.
It is an ancient rivalry that dates back to the first mail delivery. A dog was sleeping peacefully outside, and then the mailman woke him up when he came to drop off the mail. This sparked the rivalry between dog and mailman.
38. "I'll Take Your Finest Porcelain"
Have you ever left your dog alone and came back to find them drinking out of the toilet? It is probably because they don't know any better. To be fair, the toilet looks like a bowl in their eyes.
They also don't understand what you use it for so to them it is just a bowl filled with water like the one you give them to drink out of.
39. 5...4...3...2...Oh Come On Already
Can you imagine being a dog and seeing a giant ball in the sky waiting for it to drop in the hopes that you get to play with it?
It is not only a complaint for dogs, but millions of people also crowd the streets of time square anxiously waiting for the ball to drop.
40. Can't Be Tamed
"If I want to pee on the building or this patch of grass, I will. This is my territory." Owners have a hard time getting their dogs to only go on the curb because some of them are used to peeing on the side of a building.
They already put fences around the trees so dogs can't go on them, so what makes the city think a dog won't pee on the fence?
41. Bark If You Like Smelly Socks
Every dog everywhere, "Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark!" Have you ever noticed how much your dog loves smelling your dirty socks? We don't know what is so appealing to them.
If it makes them happy then what is the harm? Unless your socks smell so bad that they pass out, then it is harmful and you should clean your socks.